littleorphanammo:

Brandy and Kobe Bryant WENT TO PROM TOGETHER.

Is this blowing your mind? Because it’s blowing mine.

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May

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potential-and-difference:

prop-215:

dazegetbrighter:

what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?

How stoned are you right now?

Was that a fucking pun?

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May

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May

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Hover for a few friendly reminders:

my-funny-little-brain-is-boring:

the-memorable-silent:

drinkingsomewater:

littlelokiobsession:

blackbird-learning-to-fly:

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I just couldn’t stop myself from reblogging…

And all I could think of is BUTTS

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May

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ashashi-corner:

typette:

harlold:

this is literally my favorite video

I KNEW WHAT IT WAS BEFORE I EVEN CLICKED IT

ME EVERYDAY ON FUCKING HW50 GOING TO SCHOOL.

I need this app tho.

This is the best goddamn cure for roadrage.

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May

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arachnids8rip:

fuckheaded:

Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick

and the award for unexpected turns goes to

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May

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beyoutiful-mess:

ILY

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May

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May

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do-not-feed-the-animal:

controlledopposition:

do-not-feed-the-animal:

ask-gamzee-ccrs-makara:

do-not-feed-the-animal:

I went to Disney World yesterday for the first time since I was eight. Immediately I went to buy a Peter Pan cap. Pan has been my favorite Disney movie since I was two. After I found my cap and went on a few rides I went around looking for Peter. Once I found him I waited in line to get my picture, which probably looked odd seeing as I am sixteen years old and 5”8, standing in line next to a bunch of six year olds. Once I got up there, he saw my cap and said “Defending the park from Hook while I’m off duty?” I replied “yes, I hope I’m doing a good job!”
That was around the time he noticed the scars on my wrists. He kinda gave me a look in my eyes and said “you okay?” I told him, “well Peter, you’d know better than anyone how tough it is to grow up.” And he looked at me and whispered, “Neither of us are grown up yet. We might have gotten older over the years, but we haven’t forgotten what it’s like.”
Then he told me, “since we’re both from Neverland, and you’re my partner in crime, stand back to back with me, and cross your arms. We’ve got to do the signature pose!”
I know the guy who dresses up as Peter Pan for Disney doesn’t realize this, but all that he did for me in the five minutes I met him made me feel happier than I’ve felt in months. I felt like a child again, and feeling like a child is pretty great sometimes.
I’m not ready to grow up yet.

oh no im crying

If this hits 100,000 notes I’ll do something extravagant.
I’m bad at thinking of things.
If this hits 100,000 I’ll do something cool and reasonable if you send me suggestions.

this is the cutest thing i have ever read. disney world is the greatest. 

You guys are some crazy sonsofbitches and I fucking love all of you

This is like the sweetest thing in the world. Omg I love people and this is great. Just. Omg.

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May

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